Thursday, May 28, 2009
So yeah...
I warned ya, Im not very good at keeping up this stuff!! But in my absence just know that things have been crazy!! In a time of one month I literally went from coast to coast. I was in LA for a week doing a training for work!! It was good times, and it was fun to watch someone enjoy the beach for the first time in her life!!! I then trained and trained and trained some more. Then I headed to FL for a week for vacation. Overall it went well, however on the way back there was drama with not feeling well. I went to the doc and all the blood work is fine thus far, yet I still have one more doc to attend to. So now it is the end of May, and I am finally back on track with life for a bit. Exciting news is that things are moving closer in my career and love life. I have 8 weeks left of supervision and will then be able to study for the exam and be DONE with all my licencing for my private practice!!! As far as Chad and I go, things are good!! He began to mention wedding plans and when it could happen! I see a question coming soon!! Therefore, thats about it in my life at this point. Hopefully, I can keep up with that from here...
Monday, March 2, 2009
What is that?
A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests, would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe, but she never got a response equal to four-year old David's comment. Gently she tucked the stethoscope into his ears and placed the disk over his heart. "Listen", she said..........."What do you suppose that is?" He drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up as if lost in the mystery of the strange tap - tap - tapping deep in his chest. Then his face broke out in a wondrous grin and he asked, "Is that Jesus knocking?"
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Your Morning Chuckle
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Dear Dogs and Cats:
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't. (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Monday Morning
It is yet another Monday morning and I am at work. This Monday is extremely difficult due to the fact that the rest of the world is off and I have to work. I would like to have this day to spend it with my honey, but now I am here slaving away. I guess thats the way it goes!!!
On a better note, I had a good weekend and continue to realize how wonderful my man is!!! Life is much better now. I say this as a continuation to a blurb the other day about the frustrations at work. Where work is the same, Chad has helped to make it better. I do believe that this is going to work!!
On a better note, I had a good weekend and continue to realize how wonderful my man is!!! Life is much better now. I say this as a continuation to a blurb the other day about the frustrations at work. Where work is the same, Chad has helped to make it better. I do believe that this is going to work!!
Friday, February 13, 2009
Bored...
I am sooo bored this morning. I have caught up on all my work and have a few things for next week, but those can wait. Therefore, I am pretty bored and dont have much to do!! I am not complaining because there will be days when I have toooo much to do, so I am just going to enjoy this time to catch up on rest!!
Also, things were cleared up at work, so that has made today better and I can go into the weekend with a clear head. I just now have to apologize to my honey for being such a grump this morning!!!
Also, things were cleared up at work, so that has made today better and I can go into the weekend with a clear head. I just now have to apologize to my honey for being such a grump this morning!!!
Revelations 3:8
Revelations 3:8
I know your deeds. See, I have placed before you an open door that no one can shut. I know that you have little strength, yet you have kept my word and have not denied my name.
When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go, only 1 of 2 things will happen, either He'll catch you when you fall, or He'll teach you how to fly! God closes doors no man can open & God opens doors no man can close. Have a blessed day and remember to be a blessing...
I know your deeds. See, I have placed before you an open door that no one can shut. I know that you have little strength, yet you have kept my word and have not denied my name.
When God leads you to the edge of the cliff, trust Him fully and let go, only 1 of 2 things will happen, either He'll catch you when you fall, or He'll teach you how to fly! God closes doors no man can open & God opens doors no man can close. Have a blessed day and remember to be a blessing...
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